That's it. You're all poodles. No questinos <-- not a spelling mistake. Ooh has it been too long, we're back and sassier than ever. Had a splendid time hibernating during the summer equinox and now we're ready to blog like it's the end of the world (wink). What is up with all this cafuffle about 2012 anyways? Guys get your head in the game. While we're all busy day dreaming about christmikah little do we realize that the world could theoretically be over. That said, we are glad to say that at least one of us will have one semester of university in the bag, and the other, seven months worth of sewing knowledge. It's a perfect package really. If the world were to end we would probably tell everyone whom hate, that we love them so that they will at least feel good as they perish in the terror of their inevitable defeat. Now, we will go into our next segment called: What not to wear... to Heaven of course!
What not to wear to heaven:
-white clothing (it's after labour day dingdongs)
-Kaftans (Jesus may get jealous and be all, "Gurl gimme yo top")
-British Hats (Don't completely undertand why they aren't banned from high society)
-Platform flipflops (your flippy is flopping, 'nuff said)
-Scrunchies (no explanation needed)
-yoga pants (gurl please, if you be wearing yoga pants on New Year's Eve you deserve to burn in hell, so in that case be our guest and take your lulu's with you)
-Animal skins/furs (Upon arrival to heaven it may come back to life, and we all know how vicious them gators are)
What we're going to wear to heaven:
-victoria's secret wings
-golden thongs (sandals you dirties)
-sequinned meggings (only one of us ha)
-turban (just to cover all the bases, who knows the sikhs may be onto something)
-spare toga (who knows what the styles and fits are like in heaven)
-change purse(just in case you have to buy your way to heaven, and those wings don't trick no angels)
-Gucci Sunglasses(to protect our retinas from some serious UV)
-Emerald Velvet Blazer (just so people get know we mean business)
That's about it, but before we close we would like to know what you will be wearing on New Year's Eve? Please pay attention to the lists above.
Also follow us because we're just getting started and we need all the support we can get... please be our bra.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D33G7UUc_Jw
What not to wear to heaven:
-white clothing (it's after labour day dingdongs)
-Kaftans (Jesus may get jealous and be all, "Gurl gimme yo top")
-British Hats (Don't completely undertand why they aren't banned from high society)
-Platform flipflops (your flippy is flopping, 'nuff said)
-Scrunchies (no explanation needed)
-yoga pants (gurl please, if you be wearing yoga pants on New Year's Eve you deserve to burn in hell, so in that case be our guest and take your lulu's with you)
-Animal skins/furs (Upon arrival to heaven it may come back to life, and we all know how vicious them gators are)
What we're going to wear to heaven:
-victoria's secret wings
-golden thongs (sandals you dirties)
-sequinned meggings (only one of us ha)
-turban (just to cover all the bases, who knows the sikhs may be onto something)
-spare toga (who knows what the styles and fits are like in heaven)
-change purse(just in case you have to buy your way to heaven, and those wings don't trick no angels)
-Gucci Sunglasses(to protect our retinas from some serious UV)
-Emerald Velvet Blazer (just so people get know we mean business)
That's about it, but before we close we would like to know what you will be wearing on New Year's Eve? Please pay attention to the lists above.
Also follow us because we're just getting started and we need all the support we can get... please be our bra.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D33G7UUc_Jw
HAHAHA! I laughed soooo hard at the "sandals you dirties"
ReplyDeleteI can honestly hear your voices when I read this. I MISS YOU GUYS!